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1、夜深了，我們一起聊點成年人的話題，你明天幾點上班？

It‘s late at night。 Let’s talk about adults。 What time do you go to work tomorrow？

2、結婚挺好的，因為結了婚就不是一個人在等死，而是相互盼著對方死。

It‘s good to get married， because when you get married， you’re not waiting to die， but waiting for each other to die。

3、大家信教嗎？我信回籠覺，主要的任務就是睡覺。

Do you believe in religion？ I believe that the main task of huilongjue is to sleep。

4、知道一直有人在等我，等著看我的笑話，等著吧，我還有很多笑話。

I know that someone has been waiting for me， waiting to see my jokes， wait， I have a lot of jokes。

5、聽說連續玩八個小時的手機會猝死，所以我每次只玩了7個小時59分59秒。

It‘s said that playing mobile phones for eight hours in a row will cause sudden death， so I only played for seven hours，59 minutes and 59 seconds each time。

6、據說臉大的人根本不用掛電話，因為一笑就把電話給掛了。

It is said that people with big faces don’t have to hang up at all， because they hang up with a smile。

7、很多人都比較悲哀，因為連一場戀愛都沒談過，就被催婚了。

Many people are more sad， because even a love did not talk about， was urged to get married。

8、有時候表白並不是一件好事，因為顯得你手比較黑。

Sometimes confession is not a good thing， because it seems that your hands are black。

9、當天從來不會虧待痴情的人，它一定會讓你體會到什麼是愛而不得。

The day will never treat infatuated people， it will let you understand what is love but not。

10、聽說金錢是人類最大的痛苦，把你的錢轉給我，讓我幫你承受痛苦吧！

It‘s said that money is the greatest pain of human beings。 Give me your money and let me bear the pain for you！

11、曾經我是一個很重感情的人，後來我把感情弄丟了，變成了很重的人。

Once I was a very emotional person， but later I lost my feelings and became a very heavy person。

12、我小聲說我怕黑，問你能送我上樓嗎，你嗷的一嗓子喊亮了整棟樓的聲控燈，好小子你真行！

I whispered that I was afraid of the dark。 I asked if you could take me upstairs。 You screamed and turned on the voice control light of the whole building。 Good boy， you are really good！

13、他們說泡女生只需要把車停在酒吧門口，我試了一下，結果別人掃碼騎走了。

They said that they only need to park the car at the door of the bar to pick up girls。 I gave it a try， but others swept the yard and rode away。

14、誰可以過來幫幫我，有兩個男的為我打起來了，眼看那個醜的就要贏了。

Who can come and help me？ There are two men fighting for me。 The ugly one is going to win。

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