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上聯：中國那麼大，我想去看看，下聯：錢包那麼小，誰都走不了，橫批：好好上班。

The first couplet： China is so big， I want to see it。 The second couplet： the purse is so small， no one can leave。 The horizontal Criticism： work hard。

想住進你心裡，沒想到是個小區，裡面還有不少鄰居。

Want to live in your heart， did not expect is a community， there are many neighbors。

五十六種語言匯成一句話，不想上班，不想上班，不想上班。

Fifty six languages come together into one sentence： I don‘t want to go to work， I don’t want to go to work， I don‘t want to go to work。

我們不要見面了，洗頭髮很累，洗髮水很貴。

Let’s not meet。 It‘s tiring to wash our hair。 Shampoo is expensive。

生活不止眼前的苟且，還有買不起的房子和養不起家的工資。

Life is not only a matter of time， but also a house that can’t be bought and a salary that can‘t be raised。

都說男女相處需要相互包容，所以沒有包包，女朋友就容不下你。

It is said that men and women need to be tolerant of each other， so without a bag， a girlfriend can’t accommodate you。

我覺得一定有很多人暗戀我，因為這麼多年了，也沒有人跟我表白。

I think there must be a lot of people secretly in love with me， because for so many years， no one has confessed to me。

答應我 一定要吃早餐 健不健康不重要 主要是一天中最便宜的一頓！

Promise me to have breakfast。 It doesn‘t matter whether you are healthy or not。 It’s the cheapest meal of the day！

為什麼一到公司就犯困呢？因為公司是你夢開始的地方。

Why do you feel sleepy as soon as you get to the company？ Because the company is where your dream begins。

招蜂引蝶的技能我是沒有，招蚊子我倒是一流。

I don‘t have the skills to attract bees and butterflies， but I’m first-class in attracting mosquitoes。

不想洗衣服怎麼辦，娶個媳婦就可以了。如果媳婦賢惠，就給你洗衣服了；如果媳婦彪悍，你就學會洗衣服了。

If you don‘t want to wash clothes， just marry a daughter-in-law。 If the daughter-in-law is virtuous， she will wash your clothes for you； If your daughter-in-law is tough， you will learn to wash clothes。

晴天適合出行，雨天適合睡覺，漫長的歲月中竟沒有一天適合上班。

Sunny days are suitable for traveling， rainy days are suitable for sleeping， but there is not a day suitable for going to work in the long years。

長得醜怎麼了啊？只要不照鏡子，噁心的又不是我自己。

Ugly。 What’s the matter？ As long as I don‘t look in the mirror， I’m not sick of myself。

女朋友出差剛回來，問我：“狗狗呢？”我突然想逗她一下就說：“送人了。”看到她快急哭了的表情，我哈哈一笑，端起灶上的鍋說道：“哈哈！騙你的！在鍋裡呢！”。

My girlfriend just came back from a business trip and asked me， “where‘s the dog？” I suddenly wanted to tease her and said， “give it away。” Seeing her crying face， I laughed， took the pot on the stove and said， “ha ha！ I lied to you！ It’s in the pot。

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